Tuesday, May 5, 2009
The World's Most Incredible Golf Club
Yes, it absolutely true. A golf club has been invented that will keep you out of the woods and in the middle of the fairway. And that is a flat out GUARANTEE. At first I thought it was a joke but lo' & behold I found that it was not. It's for serious minded golfers. What you'll need to do to see a film clip on this gem of a golf club is to go to www.uroclub.com/ and click on the “as seen on TV” icon. This brings up a short video explaining the clubs unique features and how to use it.
I strongly suggest you see the video before reading the following information which I culled from their website. Reading what's below will ruin the video.
How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do.
The UroClub™ is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub™ is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.
Ask any golfer if he’s ever been caught out in the middle of the course . . .no bathroom in sight and Nature was Calling, Loud and Clear! The answer is a resounding . . . “Sure I Have! I went in the bushes, I tried to find a tree, I went on the side of the golf cart, etc. etc.”
This may sound like a joke, but it’s not. I am a Board Certified Urologist, practicing in Florida, a place where Golf is played year round. Every day I hear these same complaints from my patients because they suffer from urinary frequency (a condition that can begin in men, as early as their mid 30’s). Even if you don’t have this problem, let’s face it, there are not too many bathrooms on the golf course.
These are the very patients that inspired me to create the UroClub™. A camouflaged portable urinal, designed to be discrete, sanitary and create an air of privacy! It looks like an ordinary golf club and comes equipped with a unique removable golf towel clipped to the shaft that functions as a privacy shield!
Imagine, giving the appearance of taking a practice swing, while both privately and confidentially, you are able to relieve yourself without any embarrassment! This can be accomplished easily while standing by the golf cart, as well. Have the confidence to drink whatever you wish during your game and not worry if you’ll make it to the clubhouse in time!
The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper. The entire club is made of a non-porous material. Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!
The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron